Normal Dude Vacuum Pumps Cock 3x Normal Size!

I love success stories. Thomas P, Reno, NV, writes in that after having used a hand-pump penis vacuum that also does a number on his scrotum. 

"I didn't know what the hell I was doing when I first started," Thomas related. "I tried extenders, cock rings, and weights. I got results, but not the monster ones I craved. 

"I movied to an eliptical glass tube cylinder with plunger and really worked penis tissues. But I heard from a buddy that using a ball pump got me more control. 

"Now some guys wear by ball pumps, but I got no change in size. I shopped the net and stumbled on a hand pump penis vacuum package. I read reviews, and all were positive. I took the plung." 

If the size of Thomas' ball sack is any indication, he definitely made the right choice. He also noted he increased the frequency of his pumping. 

"I thought once a week for twenty minutes was fine," he said. "Boy, was I wrong. To get really big, you gotta pump three to four times a week for six months. No let up.

"It's a commitment, OK?"

Hey, Thomas, no disagreement here, pal. I'm on the same schedule I've got the cock of a stallion on steroids. 

"Have fun pumping," he concluded. "It's a rush. The sensations are unreal. Better than pussy or ass. My schedule may sound like a chore, but I look forward to it more than watching The Office on Thursday nights." 

That's the spirit!

Is This a Monster Tube Vacuum Penis Pump?

MasterE's Monster Tube is the stuff of legends. To be specific, it's the penis vacuum pump that added 15" in girth to his cock, and that, my friends, is absolutely NOTHING to sneeze at!

I found of pic of a pumper using a device I believe is the Monster Tube, but I'm not sure. If it's not the tube, it's pretty damn near what it looks like.

The pumps specs are pretty impressive: 3.5" opening x 12" long x 22" diameter. Weighing in at 2 pounds, this cock pump is an exemplary piece of equipment.

I found an old interview of MasterE in which he relates one of his typical penis pumping sessions.

"I'd wash out the tubes with soap and water," he recalled, "Then I'd let the device soak in warm water for ten minutes. Nothing beats starting off in a warm tube.

"Run your testicles under warm water. This will get blood circulating to your joint. Use a weight belt or a back supporter to keep the lower back warm. Then find a comfortable chair and recline.

"Put NEOSPORENE on your penis. You can use other lotions. But use this first. Put pump on and let the races begin."

The Monster Tube is recommended for master pumpers. You've got to have some sessions behind you to strap on this bad boy. ME also made a junior Monster Tube. I'll post pics of that in another post.

But let all naysayers be quelled!

Yes, penis pumps work and vacuum pumps can turn a shy pathetic cock into a whale. Or turn an already hung dude into a freak.

The end result is that it's us guys who pump who got the big swingin dicks in the room and the monster pumped balls to back it up.

If you ain't pumpin, son, get on it. You don't have a clue what your missing.

Using a Vacuum Pump for Bigger Balls

Ever dreamt of having bull balls? A nutsack that makes you king of the street? If so, use a vacuum pump on your scrotum. It works. Just ask JavierX of Stockton, CA. 

"I'm the guy with the nuts in my crew," says Javier. "You wanna hang with me, get a pump, because nobody's jealous of packing raisins." 

Here, here, bro! Totally agreed. 

Here's a pic of J just after a ball pumping session. His sack's immense, weighing in a heft 6.5 pounds. 

"I really pumped the shit out of balls this session," J reports. "I must have had a crappy day at work because I left the vacuum pump on longer than usual. My balls were under so much pressure

"I know my limits, but sometimes you have to push yourself. This was one of those times. Besides, the GF was out of town at a baby shower and the dog was kenneled."

The window of opportunity. I can totally relate. 

J noted that his cock got a nice pumping, too. He cut the flow of blood to his penis hard by tying the knot so to speak unusually tight around the base of his penis. 

"I was numb," he writes. "Sure, I was being reckless, but I was also shooting for a personal best. I knew I was going to get there. My balls kept getting larger. My engorged cock nearly shattered the tube!" 

Right on, my man! Ball pumping with a vacuum pump that works is a fetish of mine. I freakin' dig loading my nuts into a jockstrap and laughing at the fact that it doesn't fit. 

I'll relate that story another time. This post is all about J's incredible ball pumping session. Hope you guyz enjoy his pic as much as I do. 

Ciao!

How Vacuum Pump Turned Penis Into a Freak Dick

The reason I got into penis pumping is because I got off on the ability to make my average pecker the size of an stallion's. It's during that moment when my cock is so swollen that I can barely where my underwear that I truly am and feel like the Alpha Male.

RichieP from Ft. Meyers, FL, feels the same way, too.

"Its just fucking incredible stuffing my balls and cock into a tube and pumping the living daylights out of them," he says. "The first time I did it I got freaked out. I couldn't believe it was me walking around the apartment with a tool the size of an elephant's.

"My dick, honestly, was the size of an pink squash. My nuts were the size of cantaloupes. The weight down there was tremendous. It felt like I was carrying 20 pounds of lead weight.

Hey, bro, I know the feeling. And I dig it. Nobody, including the hung stud at my gym, holds a candle to my animal after a good pumping.


Richie says he first started out with the standard tube pump and got busy blowing up his cock. He got really good at it. Pictures of his angry beast are all over local pumper forums. But he wanted more. So he transitioned over to pumps that depleted his nuts of air as well.

"I thoroughly enjoyed having a true salami for a penis," he said. "But I also wanted to give my scrotum a workout, so I picked up a pump that accomodated all my privates.

"The thrill of just feeling the pressure on your nutsack is incredible. It's like an endless blowjob. And, like a bread baking in the oven, you see your nuts rise, filling the tube's ball compartments until you think you're going to crack them apart with your growing scrotum flesh. Just knowing this makes me sometimes pump to unsafe levels!"

Richie, you rock bro! And thanks for your latest pumping session pics. My god your nuts look like over-ripe mango. Your cock looks like a freakin' bat. Break out the sweat pants because there's no way your wearing jeans this week.

Keep on pumpin', guys!