Wednesday

Is This a Monster Tube Vacuum Penis Pump?

MasterE's Monster Tube is the stuff of legends. To be specific, it's the penis vacuum pump that added 15" in girth to his cock, and that, my friends, is absolutely NOTHING to sneeze at!

I found of pic of a pumper using a device I believe is the Monster Tube, but I'm not sure. If it's not the tube, it's pretty damn near what it looks like.

The pumps specs are pretty impressive: 3.5" opening x 12" long x 22" diameter. Weighing in at 2 pounds, this cock pump is an exemplary piece of equipment.

I found an old interview of MasterE in which he relates one of his typical penis pumping sessions.

"I'd wash out the tubes with soap and water," he recalled, "Then I'd let the device soak in warm water for ten minutes. Nothing beats starting off in a warm tube.

"Run your testicles under warm water. This will get blood circulating to your joint. Use a weight belt or a back supporter to keep the lower back warm. Then find a comfortable chair and recline.

"Put NEOSPORENE on your penis. You can use other lotions. But use this first. Put pump on and let the races begin."

The Monster Tube is recommended for master pumpers. You've got to have some sessions behind you to strap on this bad boy. ME also made a junior Monster Tube. I'll post pics of that in another post.

But let all naysayers be quelled!

Yes, penis pumps work and vacuum pumps can turn a shy pathetic cock into a whale. Or turn an already hung dude into a freak.

The end result is that it's us guys who pump who got the big swingin dicks in the room and the monster pumped balls to back it up.

If you ain't pumpin, son, get on it. You don't have a clue what your missing.